A13.
This is part of the #Dungeon23 challenge in which you make one room to a dungeon every day for a year. In an effort to link my memories to the creation, I am also writing a personal journal entry with each room that may or may not be related.
You don’t have to read that part.
A13.
The secret door from room A12 leads to this room. There is one chest carrying 178 gold pieces.
Roll 1d6 to determine the other major treasure of this room:
1d6 | Loot
“Azure Scale” +1 sword, +2 against dragons
A Portrait of Lord Lucian Lighteye. His soul is trapped in the portrait and he’ll 100 % talk to you and request to be released. He’s been here for a long long long time and may not be all there.
The Chalice of Toulornasil. Around the rim are four indentions for four different stones. Legend has it that if you find the stones, restore the Chalice and drink water from it, something really cool will happen. Like real cool.
Boots of Steed.
Stiff knee high leather boots, adorned with small silver horseshoe over the ankles. The toes and heels are embossed in silver which makes them a little loud to walk in. However, if you click the boots together you turn into a fucking horse, bro. Like now you are a horse. Who would even suspect?
A Spell Scroll of Rain
Make it rain. What the scroll doesn’t say is that the rain doesn’t stop for 24 hours. Surprise. Make it rain. ANYWHERE. ANYTIME. One time use. Just pouring rain. The look on their faces after hour 7…. LOL.
A Statue of the Tapper
Say the magic word located on the bottom (it’s written in Chaos, so you might need some help.) This statue of a little pugilist comes to life. It then hits every single person in the room in the nuts. Including you. It’s the great equalizer. Do dragons have nards? Only one way to find out. One use a day.
Or feel free to use your own list of cool magic shit. It’s your game too.
1/13/23
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See you tomorrow.
-Jae
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